Ramblings of a Tory MP

There is Mad, there is Bad, and then there is Nad.

Another day another bizarre rant and ramble from Nadine Dorries:

Secrets
Posted Thursday, 24 April 2008 at 13:37
Everyone has secrets. Some people can keep a secret and never tell a soul, but most people have to tell just one other person.

This is why the darkest of secrets eventually came to light, but it takes time, one at a time.

I found out a secret the other day which had been puzzling me for a while, but I knew that if I did nothing and waited, one day I would be the one to be told.

Now that I know, I'm going to tell lots of people, but not just any people, only the ones who matter, important people.

And as they say, revenge is a dish best served cold.




The article was posted after lunch today on her blog (now withdrawn). Who is she threatening? Why? Who are the important people? Why do they matter?  What did she eat/drink for lunch?  This is beginning to sound like an episode of Lost.

This latest ramble joins the long list of Nad-isms. My particular favourites are:

On Minority Groups

- When the tinkers called with their big horse drawn wagons, Aunty Bridget used to fly behind the counter and shoo us into the back room. The fear was that because I had Blonde hair, a rare thing in Eire, the tinkers might steal me. (Blog 13 Apr 07)

On Parent and Child Car Park Spaces

- I pulled into a parent and child [car park space]. I may not be a parent and child, however, it was raining and I am a woman with hair, very important! (Blog 22 Mar 07)

On Teachers

- The Stalinesque care of a group of left wing robots (Blog 23 Nov 07)



This is yet more proof that Nadine Dorries is out of touch with the reality based community, and becoming the unacceptable face of the unreconstructed Conservative Party.

David Reeves
Labour Parliamentary Candidate for Mid Beds
www.davidreeves.org.uk


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Re: Ramblings of a Tory MP (#1)

She's getting worse, bless her. That bizarre post she made that's now been taken down - it sounds like she's got some 'inner demons' to tackle. Maybe that's the big secret?

I hope the people of Mid Bedfordshire appreciate the work you're doing to highlight how dotty their MP is!