You can tell that Mandelson has returned when...

Mandelson is back in the government, and I like to imagine he is indulging in Machiavellian schemes already. What will the evidence for this plotting look like?

You can tell that Mandelson has returned when...

  • He goes to hospital and Tories say "What did he mean by that?"
  • Guido starts a pro-Labour, anti-homophobic blog.
  • The Daily Mail has pro-EU leader.
  • Pagers start going off on Question Time when Labour panellists are off-message.
  • Gordon Brown loses all his strange ticks, and Sean Connery does his voice-overs.
  • A mysterious new blog appears on Labour Home... 


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