What's not to like about politics?

I know I shouldn’t and it’s very displeasing when others to do it, but, I’d like a moan. Here is a shortlist of the really vexing things about having an interest in current affairs. Hopefully, some will hit home and there’ll be the discovery that I’m not alone in hating them. There may even be widespread agreement - a critical mass of like minded people leading to a resolution that something is done about some of them – the assertion that democracy works!!!


Or perhaps, an interesting thread on LabourHome…


1. Self-indulgent moaning
The critical difference to the moaning I’m about to undertake and the moaning that hopefully all of you also dislike is the “self-indulgent” moaning. The groan of some moron who has not a jot of fact behind the target of his withering dispatch but just lets fly on immigrants, black people, crime, legislation, or anything else of which he or she has no direct experience. It’s the people who even use the same turn-of-phrase they got from their biased newspaper of choice and are happy to vomit it out to anyone who’ll listen.

2. The three questions at a time
This appears to be a new thing when you go to a lecture from a politician or expert. He or she takes three questions at a time and answers them in turn.

Sounds expedient but it’s utterly pointless and I don’t know how it survives as a practice. Every time it happens, the nuance of each questions is lost, there’s no chance for a comeback and the first question is often forgotten altogether! It seems to me that it would be better to have fewer questions properly answered rather than having the subject of more questions loosely touched upon.

If someone goes to the hassle of respectfully phrasing a question to which they genuinely have an interest in an answer – the expert or politician should damn well answer them and (ideally) ask them if they’re satisfied with it.

3. The evangelical activist
There are people who, in a rational discussion with another adult, will neither hear nor accept criticism of his or her chosen party. Nor will they stoop to accept or agree with something said by their opposition.

In a nation of 60 million individuals and their unique set of opinions, we accept that our political options for representation are boiled down to a few choices. This means we vote for those who best represent our views. Not completely mirror them. It’s ok therefore to disagree with the Party from time to time. It shows debate, it shows they thought about it. It shows they are after the best idea not the most uniform one.

The evangelical activist is not happy to accept that and is more likely to get in a row at the doorstep and turn people off not only the Party he or she is selling but the whole political debate.

4. The “play the man and not the ball” thread poster
We all know the type. The BBC threads are magnets for these morons. Anytime we read an interesting thread and feel we’re getting a few interesting points of view on the subject addressed in the blog. Some idiot under the title “Tory1935” rails about the BBC being biased and the author is yet another example of the BBC's bias - or another hapless fanatic - “Redsocialismwithoutquestion07” howls about Palestine when the article was about something else completely.

5. The sing along answer on Question Time
Have you ever noticed the verbal song designed solely to elicit applause that is sung by people answering questions on Question Time? The question may be something along the lines of “What do the panel think is the correct Government response to the increase in knife violence over the last month?”

The panellist will start off an a long preamble outlining his or her thought leadership in that they “oppose stabbings” (Wow – we all marvel - this is the kind of person I’ll vote for!!) and after a series of platitudes and criticisms of the Government (or opposition), the final sentence glib and simple in the extreme, eventually comes crashing down like a last chorus: “…and THAT’s why knife crime is a BAD thing!”

6. News segments with the polar opposites in an argument (1)
On an issue like the expansion of Heathrow airport – to inform the public, news producers think it helpful to bring along the two most biased groups in the argument.

“And here to discuss the expansion of the airport is Mary McFarmer whose field will be torn up for the expansion and her property rendered worthless by the noise. Mary is with the Society for the Containment of Airports Nationwide and is against the expansion.

Joining us also is Henry Boeing Ryan, Chairman of the Forum of Money from More Flights UK and takes the grimly predictable position of favouring the move.”

6. News segments with the polar opposites in an argument (2)
When there is a proper debate going on something really important presenters feel they have to rush the expert or spokesperson so that their view is summarised in 30 seconds. Why????

It’s 24hr news!!! We could discuss this until tea-time and still have five hours of that day left to discuss other things. I don’t want the weather every five minutes!

7. Victims of crime were ‘really lovely’ according to their neighbours
There’s a line taken by news reporters that this tragedy is even more of a shame because the child who was mauled by the dog was really well behaved. Had the child been unruly, it must follow then, he or she deserved to be bitten? Is that it? What an insult to intelligent news watchers.

Surely, if someone is a victim of crime or accident the entire focus of the news story should be on the circumstances of the crime and how the public can help catch the perpetrator or prevent it happening to them in the case of an animal attack.

The moan here really is the emotive part of a news story taking away from the merit of the story.

8. Questions to the Prime Minister
“Does my Rt. Honourable Friend agree with me that not only have we done everything right but that as a group that we are beyond reproach in every way?”

Enough said.

9. Attack politics
Check out a Conservative blog called 18 Doughty Street. It’s all Tory and there’s some well informed pieces (not many but some). Worryingly, there are two examples of American style attack ads about Ken Livingstone and the BBC. I hate these bloody ads.

A real pleasantry about the level of debate here in Britain is that it is superior and this type of "short-on-fact" and "heavy-on-cheap-emotive" crap is not popular. These ads on the website are trying to introduce them and it is vile. I’m not bothered about people disagreeing with me of course but taking the debate to the gutter is a real problem.

Check it out and post a comment in protest.

10. Biased news media
Can a newspaper really say it gives the news when that news is spun for a particular readership? When it comes to collective problem solving and decision making – how can we get to the nub of the issue when those charged with informing us have already decided that we’re to disagree?

It’s pretty disheartening that when there’s overwhelming fact on an important issue (such as climate change) which easily proves its merit to a reasonable person – there is then a mountain of objections to overcome which are created by spin riddled readerships from across a political divide. Divided, I wouldn’t mind, for no other reason that newspapers have to make money through audience profiling and targeting.

On that, my moan is over – thanks for reading – what’s not to like for you?
[postscript] I had to make a couple of changes to spelling errors.


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Re: What's not to like about politics. (#1)

All good points, my favorite is point 4. My moan is the bee in the bonnet person who has a pet moan and everything else is coloured by it. An example would be someone who is unhappy with their son's school so therefore everything  else that the government says or does is also wrong. Worse than that a colleague got called a murderer whilst canvassing because someone had lost a relative and believed it was the hospital's fault. I know that when losing someone its easy to feel that the hospital could have done more its a natural part of the grieving process that soon wears off. To call someone a murderer who is totally unconnected with the incident is excessive.

Re: What's not to like about politics. (#2)

Excellent post, and very amusing. I particularly agree with you about 24hr news. It should be an opportunity for presenting the news in greater depth, but it just isn't done.


Just for fun I offer a few more examples about what's not to like in politics .


1. Being asked by councillors, policy makers, opinion pollsters how I 'feel' about something. Does that matter? Surely you want to know what I think about it, not that I'm p***** off about it!


2. Ministers announcing a decision and THEN saying they want a 'national conversation' about it. e.g. Trident.


3. The fallacy that if we could all just come together under Tony or Gordon's big tent and talk about it, we could somehow come up with the 'right' answer.


4. Politicians saying that they really think local government is the way to go while at the same time offering policies that deliberately seek to undermine democratic structures.


5. Ministers having the set phrase of the day which they will use in answer to any question put to them by a radio or TV interviewer regardless of how relevent it is to the question actually being asked.


6. The idea gaining ground in the Labour Party that 'the party' and 'the members' are seperate entities and quite possibly antagonistic to one another. e.g. 'The party will have a duty to consult with the members.'


7. The consensus among politicians that climate change is the most important issue that we face, but under no circumstances will we advocate any measure that might possibly stop people doing exactly as they bloody well like regardless of its environmental impact.


8. Verb free sentences in Labour Party documents. e.g. 'Your community better off.' Also, bad English generally in Labour Party documents. One example from Reading was 'Your better off with Labour.' And, from Nottingham, 'Positively working for Nottingham.' As opposed to working for Derby, then. Yeah, I know, make Lynne Truss Education Secretary.


Time for an aspirin and a lie down now, I think.

Re: What's not to like about politics. (#9)

Radford Mann - Your last point is a huge omission on my part (even though there are a couple of typos in my effort above)!!!

You are absolutely correct - the spelling errors and really wretched english of some of the marketing materials from the three main parties makes me really question what these people are thinking before they press 'print' on their leaflets.

To my discredit, in Wandsworth in 2005, I called a Tory a 'gibbering buck-toothed goon' when he forcefully thrust a leaflet in my hand which was, by his own admission, written by himself yet referred to himself in the third person and he had the temerity to talk about it like it was the local paper. I said that people would be offended by the cheapness of the material and the crap English in it to which he replied "Proper English didn't really matter much in this constituency".

Tories should have made the list but the truth is that there are more decent ones than not.

Re: What's not to like about politics. (#15)


 It just goes to show how much this particular Tory thought of the people whose votes he was courting, as you say there are Tories out there whom are worth passing the time of day with however strongly you may disagree with them politically. To me the so called Independents are another thing not to like about politics. Every party member has a horror story or two to tell about those.

Re: What's not to like about politics. (#3)

Very very funny - I agree with (and have been guilty of) most of them.

3 questions at a time.

2 legitimate reasons - 1 illegitimate

  1. So the respondent has time to think of the answers
  2. So the respondent can write down the questioners' names and impress them by remembering them (without actually having remembered them)
  3. So the respondent can pick one to hav misheard and half answer in the middle of the other two so that the fact they have done so is forgotten - particularly if the third answer is either a boring waffle or a barnstormer

Re: What's not to like about politics? (#4)

1) I hate, 'It's all the guh-ver-mints fault', if there's been a snow storm.


2) On the questions issue, and this was noticable in the Democrat debates, when asked questions along the lines of, 'Should people be able to use their religious beliefs to say they don't support gay rights?'. They went on to talk about their views of gay rights, rather than answering the question.


3) Broad church


4) Good point


5) and 8) sort of combine. 'Will the Prime Minister join me in congratulating the Lancashire junior county team on winning the Junior County Athletics cup?'. Do they expect Brown to turn around and say 'Well I was kind of hoping it would be Norfolk.' Any questions on China's prolonged links with Darfur? Burma extending Daw Suu Kyi's detention? It makes PMQ's, or Question Time, or any other debates a farce.


6) Good point


7) Good point


9) Another Good point


10) When Brown talked of a shake up of the curriculum, I was in Italy, checking the papers, with the Daily Express talking of forcing schools to stop teaching about Churchill, and forcing every child to learn Urdu. What bollocks, excuse the language, but Brown was saying kids CAN learn Urdu, or choose not to learn about Churchill.

Re: What's not to like about politics? (#5)

" according to their neighbours"


More in general, all quotes from "neighbours" or  supposed "friends" who are always ready to reveal everything...last year the Mirror run a piece about a Tory MP who left his wife for a man and they managed to quote, IIRC, a woman who lives next door to the parents of the man the MP was having sex with and whose children (of the woman) played with said man 20 years ago.

Well, at this point they could have asked to the first person met in the street and they would have the same insights on the relationship!


"8. Questions to the Prime Minister
“Does my Rt. Honourable Friend agree with me that not only have we done everything right but that as a group that we a beyond reproach in every way?”"
Then there's the reply that has to always mention "minum wage" and "bring down unemployment" even if the question was about school teachers in Beaconsfield


Re: What's not to like about politics? (#6)

Very amusing!


Question Time particularly annoys me - the BBC just seem to pack the audiences with LibDems - I find it difficult to believe that there are any Labour members in the audience!


They spend about three-quarters of the time blabbering on about Iraq week after week just so the LibDem representative can lap up the applause.


And the rest of the time is spent debating how dreadful the government is on every possible issue and how the government needs to do more, spend more money on it and take the issue more seriously blah blah...


And everyone knows that Dimbleby is blatantly a Tory! Somebody a little younger and in-touch with society might be nice as a presenter?


Ok, rant over!

Re: What's not to like about politics? (#7)

£"Question Time particularly annoys me - the BBC just seem to pack the audiences with LibDems "

why do QT have to invite Shirley Williams as the LD guest 100 time a year? They should be reminded that there are more LDs other than SW!

Re: What's not to like about politics? (#8)

I remember looking forward to seeing the infamous Lembit in action one week only to have him not show. Perhaps Shirley is the only one they can rely on to turn up.

Re: What's not to like about politics? (#11)

The Question Time audience is very artificially made up of a fair number of supporters from each party, and the panel is balanced by representation over the course of a series.

Re: What's not to like about politics? (#10)

Have you read The Londoner magazine?  At least when 18 Doughty Street does one-sided propaganda it is not paid for by the taxpayer.

Re: What's not to like about politics? (#12)

Hi Ali - I have. It's not beautifully done is it? I think you mean newspaper if we're talking about the same thing.

Let's be very clear - there is nothing wrong with an organisation giving it's view on a fact or set of facts. There's a difference between propaganda/spin and out and out bullsh*t.  

All organisations put out their "side of the story". Nothing wrong at all in employing different mediums like a freesheet newspaper. TFL has a communications budget and they are perfectly entitled to use it how they see fit - which, of course, you know but were taking a swipe anyway.

There's also nothing wrong with 18 Doughty Street putting out ads - irrespective of who pays for them. What is beyond shameful is the gutteral moronic level of the material I referenced. The BBC ad is almost without fact, scripted like a cheap 80's horror movie and carries an intellectual credibility as shallow as a tinker's bath. I fully welcome and enjoy debate and I fully respect those who disagree with me but nobody with half a thought for discourse or an IQ point above mental retardation level could possibly stand by that attack ad.

You will not find anything in The Londoner which even remotely distorts truth as shamelessly as the 18 Doughty Street ad on the BBC.

Others can check it out here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcmK763bLCo

Re: What's not to like about politics? (#14)

I agree that the militant 18DoughtyStreet "campaigns" are a low form of politics.  It's easy to swipe at the BBC from a privately-funded up-start online broadcaster.  It's rather like the world's ills being blamed on Starbucks, just because they are one of the most prominent global brands.

But The Londoner does distort the truth, and only ever gives one side to a debate whilst happily discrediting the other side with sweeping statements.  Although the collapse of Metronet was terrible and the whole PPP idea a joke from day 1, the article in September's Londoner is vicious and unrelenting in its attacks of Metronet, its shareholder companies, and its business practices.

The Londoner is a propaganda tool for Ken Livingstone, and is largely funded by public money via an organisation that Livingstone heads up.

I still think 18DoughtyStreet is entitled to make attack ads although I disagree with them on principle.  The Londoner should not be promoting one man's political agenda with public money.  The 18DoughtyStreet adverts are a low form of politics, but The Londoner is an abuse of power.

Re: What's not to like about politics? (#13)

Very good.


Here's another one:  politicians 'speaking' titles of songs as soundbites: e.g. Swiss Dave's comment that there's "anarchy in the UK."