Dear all,

First of all, I’d like to thank all of you who signed get well cards and sent them around – I’ll say this for those infidels at Hallmark – they can sure write a verse. Zarqawi - your card, you scamp! Die-a-betic indeed!!!

Don’t even get me started about the wonderful dialysis machines that they produced by GE. When we rule the world brothers, we’ll have to make allowances for these people. Fair is fair.

In this year’s end of year message, I’d like to draw attention to the wonderful work we’ve been doing as a loosely affiliated bunch of hate fuelled murderers. I am distressed to often hear from you that it is a long road to our dream of world conquest but take heart brothers and consider the simple reality. As we beaver away on the edges, fiercely determined – the governments of the kefir blunder with heroic abandon. The truth is that, small but determined as we are, we need to widen the pool of people who may be disaffected enough with the West that we may find their support of any kind.

The first part of our mission is to frustrate the operations of the countries we hate simply could not be going better. Seriously brothers, who among us could ever have hoped that the Americans would abandon habeas corpus?  Who could’ve thought that the Manhattan operation would stifle air travel for so long? The twin towers of capitalism lie yet as an open sore on the belly of the infidel – and President Bush announced from the site that “the people who did this will hear from us soon”. Well brothers, he hasn’t been in touch as it were, and we can look forward to the UK government doing of our recruiting work for us.

As you know, children are not born with an innate desire grow up to strap bombs to themselves and go out to maim their fellow man. This has always caused difficulty in recruiting martyrs but the pool will soon be widened in the UK as they will be shortly implementing internment. Our policy here, of course, will be to hold up every single case where a Muslim has been held and not charged as a demonstration – a tangible proof that the government hates Muslims. That will stir up the hatred. That will have the applications rolling in, for if we can do it with Teddys and cartoons, we can do it when Muslims have something to be genuinely pissed off about.

I also note with interest that we have been able to move money around the UK very easily of late – it seems as if their inland revenue is pre-occupied with finding something else!

We can also look forward to what I like to call the bonus ball of our campaign. The utterly spurious and pointless security checks on infidel transport. It will cost the infidels millions and use up a lot of their police time. Time that could be spent collaborating with and reaching out to the communities we hide in. Our tactical advice to you here is that if you are massively clever enough to evade all other intelligence and get a device to within spitting distance of public transport, have the wit that if you see a load of policemen hassling businessmen and old women as they board a train – simply choose a different train. They’re all very full in London.

It's as if these people employ a logic that the only thing stopping us from placing a devise in the Underground for example, is the absense of bins to put them in!!

Remember as well the long-term brothers. In the West, we thrive in disaffected communities. In the UK, we can look forward to a very long stint of Conservative power. This is for the very same reason you never see an Irish Conservative voter in the UK. Despite Ireland being a traditionally conservative country, the millions of Irish in the UK almost never vote Tory. The Irish hate the Conservatives for Internment in Northern Ireland. They remember the days when there was the politicisation of the Police and their hiding evidence to keep people in prison. They remember the security branches of the UK government colluding with the RUC to kill Catholics. Once people believe a government hates them, it takes years to recover the trust. The Conservatives haven't had it from the Irish yet. 

The Labour government is repeating this mistake with a generation of aspiring Asians, a massive number Muslims who will find themselves bearing the brunt of this nonsense at train stations, airports and Police ineptitude or corruption. Remember Forrest Gate? British Muslims do! The Conservative Party, brothers, aren’t exactly known for their tolerance of foreigners and other religons – let’s see after their Asian vote bonanza in the future if their immigration policy can widen our anti-western pool among ethnic minorities in the UK.

Finally men, let’s be grateful to those right-wing agents of change at The Sun and the Daily Mail. While they tell the British people that Christmas office parties and school nativity plays are under threat because of fear of offending Muslims, when in actual fact, the number of Christmas parties rises every year (ours was great by the way) and 95% of schools will put on a nativity play – communities are further divided and Muslims more isolated.

This all makes for a less competent and more divided Britain – both scenarios most conducive to our work, so I expect smiles on faces and cheery emails for 2008.

Slan agus beannacht,