Blears Bingo

Prompted by the inevitable rash of end-of-year lists and polls, I thought I'd try one for political hacks.

Bullsh*t Bingo is well-known to those of us who work with management consultants, and is a way of measuring how many meaningless or over-used phrases can they use in a single PowerPoint presentation.

For people whose tools of the trade are words, politicians can also be pretty sloppy at times with their use of language. Here are my five least favourite words or phrases that I would beg ministers and others to stop using in 2007:

Face-up - we are constantly being asked to "face-up to challenges/difficult decisions" This seems to be used when a government policy is under pressure, and allows a minister to portray any opposition as being reactionary or spineless

Debate - often used by politicians when pressed to give a straight answer on an issue where they either disagree with the official line, or don't know what it is: "we need a real debate about this issue"

About - popular in Number Ten, this is a clever way of taking a question or issue, completely changing tack and avoiding having to make an answer: "the ID card debate isn't about civil liberties, it's about modernism"

Britain's hard-working families - this is really included for nostalgic reasons, as it has lost some popularity this year. It was a real favourite of Gordon's at the last election, had genuine appeal among floating Daily Mail voters, and irritated pretty much everyone else not `fortunate' enough to be in a stable marital relationship with kids

Going forward - my least favourite, and one which began life with the management consultants. It is totally meaningless.

I'm sure there are more out there. The real challenge is to use them all in one (fictional) sentence, so here goes:

Robinson: "Minister, do you think that Britain should join the euro?"

Minister: "Well, Nick, this isn't about what I think; it's about what's right for Britain's hard working families. I do think we need a real debate about this issue, and to face-up to the real challenges going forward."



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Re: Blears Bingo (#1)

Very good post- and I have to say, I'm always put off by too much of this kind of language being used. It seems to suggest that whoever is using it doesn't have a good answer, when I'm sure that, if they thought a little harder, they could probably come up with something much more honest and open.

Re: Blears Bingo (#2)

The one I have noticed is the David Cameron, David Davies line of  "Real people" to indicate Tory voters. Apparently I am a virtual person, rather like my "ME" representation on my Wii.

Re: Blears Bingo (#3)

Smashing post.Loved it.

I hate that phrase "Hard Working Families". It totally does my head in.

I had to retire at 37 from teaching as I have Ataxia. Thus our family are obviously lazy benefit scroungers!

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Re: Blears Bingo (#4)

"Face-up - we are constantly being asked to "face-up to challenges/difficult decisions"

and they always specify that the challenges regard "the future" as other people are too busy thinking about challenges of the past.